ADVERT - MEDIABISTRO: QUIRKY, ARGUABLY WELL-DRESSED ACCOMPLICES IN MURDER AND CIA DATA MINING

THE ADS ARE STIMULATING, THE OPINIONS BENT TO THE CIA'S PROPAGANDA AGENDA - HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF FAR-LEFT HOLLYWOODIANS HAVE DISCOVERED THE JOYS OF MEDIABISTRO LIES AND DATA MINING!

IT'S SO CHIC. ALL OF HOLLYWOOD IS LINING UP TO BE PART OF THE CIA DATA MINING OPERATION WITH THE TRENDY HANDLE: MEDIABISTRO.

"WE TRACK 400,000 PAID SUBSCRIBERS EVERY DAY," BISTRO HOSTESS LAUREL TOUBY SHOULD SAY.

"CIA ROGUES WITH A SEXUAL INTEREST IN SMALL CHILDREN KILLED DUNCAN AND BLAKE - AND WE DON'T PIDDLE WHEN IT COMES TO PROTECTING OUR PEDOPHILE BUDS AT THE CIA. WE SPAT AND SPAT ON DUNCAN AND BLAKE WHEN THEY WERE DEAD SO NO ONE WOULD ASK ANY QUESTIONS. AREN'T WE TOO CLEVER BY HALF?"

WHY DATA MINING AND INTERNET PSYOPS? "WE SIMPLY CAN'T STAND LIBERALS. SOMEONE HAS TO KEEP AN EYE ON THE PINK SQUADS AND BOMB-MAKERS AND SADDAM LOVERS AND USELESS EATERS OF BABYLON, AND THAT'S HOW MEDIABISTRO EARNS ITS CLAIM TO FAME," MS. TOUBY SHOULD SAY. "HELL, I'M A THRILLIANNAIRE. SPYING ON THE LEFT-WING GARBAGE IN HOLLYWOOD PAYS OFF HANDSOMELY, I'M HAVING GOBS OF FUN, WEARING HOT NEW CLOTHES - AND SUBVERTING THE STALINIST INFLUENCE ON COMMIEWOOD AT THE SAME TIME!"

DON'T WORRY, MURDER WON'T HAPPEN TO YOU. IF YOU KEEP YOUR NOSE CLEAN. BIG SISTER IS WATCHING. LINE UP FOR THE JOB LISTINGS - PAY MEDIABISTRO TO SPY ON YOU. HELL, THE JEWS PAID FOR THEIR TRAIN TICKETS TO AUSCHWITZ ... SAME PRINCIPLE. ORDER UP AN ESPRESSO AND SIGN ON ...

TOUBY: "THERE'S NOTHING PC ABOUT US!"

BE A GOOD GERMAN - SUBSCRIBE TO THE CIA'S MEDIABISTRO DATA MINING FRONT. ALL YOUR MOVEMENTS ON THE INTERNET WILL BE TRACKED BECAUSE ....

BIG SISTER IS WATCHING OVER YOU (HOLLYWOOD ASSHOLE SUBSCRIBERS TO MB).

- AC